New tricks from an Old Dog

Lately my pet human has been really tricksy. She's been stay up with her other human friends doing some strange ritual with a lot of little funny bits and pieces. I patiently waited for them to drop one so I could observe, but it tasted like tiny furniture. What's the fun of that? I was hoping it would be nummy nommies.

So she stays up late after playing and running us around during the day -- and she'll sometimes go to her bedroom and tricks Boba and me into thinking it's time for bedtime. We crawl into bed, only to find that she was just feeding the pee monster (I think she calls it a toy let, but doesn't look like a fun toy to me. It drools a lot too... a few times I tried to help feed the toy let but my pet yelled at me. I guess she didn't want me to have to worry about feeding it. There's been a few times I've worried about her -- when she spends a long time in there. When I try to keep her company or check in on her, she seems ok though...)

What was I talking about? Oh yea, we wait in bed only to hear her trying to breed sheep or trade wheat for them. She does that because I'm a lergic. A lergic means that you've become so superior to something that it literally HURTS to be around it. In my case I'm a lergic to wheat. I feel bad she has to stay up so late to get rid of the wheat for me. Humans are really weird. Boba and I don't want our human to get lonely though (she's soooooooo needy sometimes!) so we get our sleepyselves back to her. I figure we have to protect her anyways.

Anyways, tricking us into thinking it's bed time is still mean -- but I got some of my revenge yesterday. Let me explain.

I faked a limp. It's like instant pampering attention! I hobbled around like an old pup and worked like a charm. Next thing I'm getting attention -- how do you like that? They say you can't teach old dog new tricks -- this old dog can come up with his own tricks!!

It was so perfect until later she took us outside -- oh sweet outside aromas, I cannnot resist you! I had so much to pee on and I forgot my limp. I'm not sure if she was smart enough to notice (I think humans have very short attention spans unlike us doggies.) Maybe if she did notice though she just credited herself to my quick recovery. hehehehehehe!

All that said though, I still have a great human. She was talking about eating her friends last night and who she would kill first if she had to eat them for survival. I knew she liked meat but she was a little crazy sounding last night. I think it was my temporary Peruvian pet that was instigating that behavior. I'll have to keep a closer sniff on her. Anyways, when someone suggested eating Boba and Me (grrrrrrr!! grrrrr!!) my pet human would have none of that. Hrmph! The nerve. Not like they'd be able to eat us!! Boba and I practice our fighting everyday. I wanna see someone try and take us! (BARK BARK BARK!!) ooo a comfy bed to sleep on...

Congee out!